No this is not a 2004 Presidential Campaign Headline.


John Kerry is stuck in a time warp again.


FNC reports "The 63-year-old Democratic senator told The Patriot-Ledger on Tuesday that the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, a group of Navy servicemen who served with Kerry and criticized his record in Vietnam, will be revealed as liars. "We have put together a documented portfolio that frankly puts their lies in such a total light of absurdity and indecency, that should they ever rear their ugly heads again, we have every single 't’ crossed and 'i’ dotted, and I welcome that in a sense,'' Kerry said after addressing Boston's South Shore Chamber of Commerce. "It’s a shame we weren’t able to produce all that at the time.''


Yes, that's a real shame. Speaking the truth usually needn't require such diligence and preparation.


MORE: Kerry says he’ll be ready next time - ``I think the bigger problem was the campaign should have spent more money putting the truth out there,'' Kerry said. ``I think there was an assumption that is was out there, it was sufficiently out there.''


Yes, it was. It involved a funny hat that Kerry kept in a hidden compartment in his briefcase.


VIOLINS: Required for background here: ``I have no doubt at all that some of the people involved on the other side don’t care about the truth, think nothing about distorting it, will not hesitate to say and do whatever they think is necessary to win,'' Kerry said. ``But I think we are now much more prepared and savvy about those kind of things, and certainly in my own involvement, I will make certain that people don’t get away with that.''


GLOBAL TEST: Still sticks on Kerry's jaw - he's clearly got it in for Mitt Romney after a long history together in Mass. - ``I think Gov. Romney’s comments about the United Nations were ignorant and demeaning, and frankly almost counterproductive in the worst way,'' Kerry said. ``To dump on it the way he did is simply crass politics playing to the right-wing base, and that is not what we need in terms of presidential leadership in our country.''


Thank you Senator Kerry for reminding us


TOP 10: The Top Ten "Materials" in John Kerry's Arsenal to Combat the Swift Vets


FLOPPING ACES: Kerry Going After The Evil Swift Boat Veterans - reads to me like he intends to attack the Swift Boat guys rather then release his FULL and COMPLETE 180.


JustOneMinute: Kerry Bringing It On! - I still hope that reporters ask to see the relevant portions of Kerry's War Notes to evaluate his contemporaneous account of his first combat and first medal - should be easy, now that Kerry is ready.